A Miami man with half a head was arrested on charges of soliciting a prostitute last month.
According to a police report, he allegedly tried to purchase vaginal sex from an undercover officer for $80.
Peep the police report. In the section designated for ‘unique physical features’ the reporting officer wrote “HALF A HEAD”!
And this isn’t his first offense–or mugshot. According to the Miami New Times, he has a laundry list of offenses that include “disorderly intoxication, solicitation of a prostitute, possession of weed, and burglary.”
That’s quite a record, but damn, what do you expect? How else is he supposed to get some? NO U AINT!